I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?

“Well, I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine.

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of others who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.


One Response to BGITW

  1. In keeping with the theme (fancy that being the precedent) here are some words of wisdom or Ode to Savingon Blanc

    Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or
    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
    money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
    headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
    all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


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